G hosts a range of co-created and solo-facilitated events; please see past/upcoming dates with further information below:
co-hosted by Anton.
Squirtshop (a queer container with emphasis on bodily autonomy) begins with an hour of communal knowledge-sharing including the history of squirt, common misconceptions, anatomy, and scientific study findings. Notes are encouraged, and referenced resources will be made accessible via a telegram group.
The second hour will contain embodied awareness and regulation strategies, squirting techniques and tips, and a live demonstration. Participants will remain fully clothed.
All bodies welcome (all bodies can squirt). Please register via squirtshopberlin.com
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What happens for the body (and mind) during pleasure? What differentiates a full-body orgasm? What obstacles might arise? Let’s destigmatize our explorations of self(pleasure) - from biopsychosocial aspects (physical, psychological, and interrelated) to psychogenic (cognitively induced) arousal - and lack thereof.
With access to orgasmic sensations through habituation of the vagus nerve (what does that mean? come learn!), G has been inspired by Squirtshop participants to delve more deeply into the topic of ‘orgasms’ and create a 2-hour workshop that summarizes decades of research, guides internal sensation mapping, and encourages a space for societally-repressed cum-munity to emerge.
All levels of experience with intimacy and orgasm encouraged to attend. Bring questions, curiosity, and a willingness to engage in embodied mindfulness that may (or may not) awaken desire.
All bodies welcome.
RSVP (to [email protected]) for address of beautiful studio. Sliding scale 10-30, NOTAFLOF (no one turned away for lack of funds).
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[See above Orgasm workshop description.]
All bodies welcome. Please register via goldenapestudio.com
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FLINTA to the front!
[See above Squirtshop workshop description.]
RSVP (to [email protected]) for address of beautiful studio. Sliding scale 10-30, NOTAFLOF.
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FLINTA to the front!
[See above Orgasm workshop description.]
RSVP (to [email protected]) for address of beautiful studio. Sliding scale 10-30, NOTAFLOF.
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to request a workshop or RSVP to an event without an external link, please email [email protected]

Ever wanted to learn about what ’squirt’ really is and how it happens?
G has been squirting since 2010 and hosting information-rich workshops on the subject since 2023.
Their SQUIRTSHOPS will guide you through:
squirt through the ages
common misconceptions
anatomy & scientific studies
techniques + tips
real-time demonstrations
and embodied mindfulness
ALL bodies are welcome!
Notes are encouraged, and referenced resources will be made accessible via a telegram group.
Assigned female at birth (AFAB), G is sensitive to a wide range of identities and experiences around sexuality and nervous system regulation.
If you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to be in touch.
These workshops are not about 'achieving' any goal of squirting, orgasm, or public hedonism - they are about empowering bodies with information and agency to be more connected to their sensations and follow pathways out of curiosity and/or desire.
Now imagine that you’re in a room full of other bodies exploring their own erogenous zones.
You might lock eyes with someone across the room, smiling as you love yourselves independently. You might close your eyes, not from shame, but from ecstasy.
What if you were allowed to touch only yourself, and no one else?
Many of us might not feel comfortable with publicly exploring a new body (or three). Many of us have not had containers where self-pleasure was encouraged.
Drawing inspiration from Betty Dodson’s ‘Bodysex’ workshops of the 1970s, ‘self-pleasure, together’ is a facilitated experience aiming to celebrate the erotic energy that runs through each and every one of us - something that requires nothing more than our attention.
Through guided breathwork, meditative sensory exploration, and visualization, this experience beckons your pleasure closer, using familiar touch in a new environment.
In turn, your connection to the collective might be strengthened as well - no physical touch exchanged or needed.
“Thank you again for sharing your knowledge with us! On top of all the enlightening information and your wonderful presence, I loved how you honored your sources — it really helped me ease into my own exploration by addressing my intellectual curiosity.” - Marlene